How To Be A Successful Fool!

I have come to discover the hard way, that there are Fools everywhere! Fools, who were once a scarce commodity during the eighties and the nineties, are no longer scarce to find anymore. With great sadness, forty percent bewilderment, twenty percent astonishment, and forty percent fear for the unborn generation, I deliver this cataclysmic fact, that Fools are in abundant supply in the world we live in today. You do not have to search too high, too wide, or too far, to get the services of Fools. I will advise you not to inconvenience yourself with the thought of how to locate the services of a Fool, I would rather beseech you to spend time thinking about the flavor of foolishness you are particularly interested in. So never forget this fact, “You are just one call away from ordering the services of a FOOL!!!”